Crumb Snatcher

This ain’t no ordinary cookie—it’s a thick, chewy, loaded-with-chunks beast that’ll sneak into your cravings and refuse to leave. Vegan chocolate chips, Oreo bits, and mini cookies stolen from better desserts—all in one 4oz felony of flavor.

🚨 WANTED FOR:
✔️ Grand Larceny (stealing the spotlight from other snacks)
✔️ Texture Assault (crunchy, chewy, gooey—all at once)
✔️ Vegan Vigilantism (tastes sinful, but it’s squeaky-clean)

📦 SHIPS NATIONWIDE (Bail is free—just order more.)