The Glow-Up Mini Cake

Meet Your New Addiction:
This ain’t your grandma’s strawberry shortcake. We took fluffy strawberry cake, slapped on a thick layer of cheesecake-flavored icing (so rich it should pay rent), and topped it high with fresh strawberries and a strawberry drizzle—because basic was never an option.

She’s Got Standards (And So Do We):

• 🚫 No shipping. We don’t do "trust falls" with UPS. Local pickup/delivery only.

• 📦 Order minimum: 1 dozen (because a single cupcake is a cry for help).

• ⏳ 48-hour notice—greatness can’t be rushed (but we’ll try).

Perfect For:
• Flexing at brunch ("Oh these? Just my personal pastry chef.")
• Bribing your way into someone’s heart (or out of drama)
• When you say you’ll only eat one… and immediately lie.

Warning: Side effects may include sudden confidence, dessert superiority, and relentless cravings.