Red Flags Mini Cake

Life’s too short for bad cake—and bad decisions. But this? This is a good bad decision.

Forget the basic red velvet of your past. This is sinfully vegan, dripping with cream cheese swirls, velvety cocoa-kissed cake, and a scandalous drizzle of crimson crumbs. It’s the kind of cake that winks at you from the fridge at midnight. Go ahead, baby. You deserve this.

💥 Why This Beats Therapy:
✔️ Vegan, but tastes like cheat day in satin pajamas
✔️ Plenty of "Wait, this isn’t dairy?!" euphoria
✔️ Tangy cream cheese frosting + moist crimson crumb 
✔️ Eaten with a fork (classy) or fingers (feral)—no judgment

🚨 Warning: Side effects may include:

• Sudden dessert-for-breakfast urges

• Instagram thirst traps ("Look at this CAKE, Karen!")

• Zero regrets (even when licking the container)

🛒 SNATCH A VELVET VIXEN (Before your self-control crumbles like our crust.)

"Selling faster than heart eyes at a bakery window. Don’t be the one staring at empty plates."

🚫 NO SHIPPING (Too wild for boxes.)
📦 1 DOZEN MINIMUM (Because one is a tragedy, twelve is a vibe.)

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