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Red Flags Cookie

Red Flags Cookie

Regular price $5.00 USD
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Classic red velvet? No, baby. This is red velvet with a reputation.

Crunchy, chewy, and unapologetically extra.

We took red velvet cake, mashed it into a cookie, stuffed it with vegan white chocolate chunks, vegan chocolate chips and dusted it with cocoa-kissed drama. This isn’t a snack—it’s a flavor revolution.

💋 Why This Beats Your Ex’s Apology:
✔️ Vegan, but tastes like a guilty pleasure
✔️ Cream cheese pockets (because surprise is the best flavor)
✔️ Eat it warm (melty) or cold (rebellious)—no wrong way

🚨 Warning: May cause—

  • Cookie binges ("Just one" is a lie)

  • Instagram thirst traps ("Look at this cookie!")

  • Sudden confidence ("I do look good eating this")

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