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Red Flags Cookie
Red Flags Cookie
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Classic red velvet? No, baby. This is red velvet with a reputation.
Crunchy, chewy, and unapologetically extra.
We took red velvet cake, mashed it into a cookie, stuffed it with vegan white chocolate chunks, vegan chocolate chips and dusted it with cocoa-kissed drama. This isn’t a snack—it’s a flavor revolution.
💋 Why This Beats Your Ex’s Apology:
✔️ Vegan, but tastes like a guilty pleasure
✔️ Cream cheese pockets (because surprise is the best flavor)
✔️ Eat it warm (melty) or cold (rebellious)—no wrong way
🚨 Warning: May cause—
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Cookie binges ("Just one" is a lie)
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Instagram thirst traps ("Look at this cookie!")
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Sudden confidence ("I do look good eating this")
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