Sugar Zaddy-Pistachio Cream Cookie

The Cookie That Spoils You Rotten
(4oz of Pistachio-Funded Luxury)

Meet Sugar Daddy—the vegan cookie that’s *rich* in flavor, *loaded* with assets, and **100% guilt-free**. This isn’t just a snack—it’s a *lifestyle upgrade*.

💎 What’s Inside Your Trust Fund? 💎 
- **PISTACHIO CREAM (from scratch)** – Smooth, nutty, and *disgustingly* indulgent.
- **CHOCOLATE CHUNKS (single-origin, dark)** – Because you deserve *the finer things*.
- **CRUNCHY PISTACHIO BITS** – For that *high-roller texture*. 

**📦 SHIPS ANYWHERE IN THE U.S.
(Because chaos should be shared.)