LOTP Life of the Party Confetti Cookie

The cookie that shows up fashionably late to your taste buds—and steals the whole party.

This ain’t some wallflower sugar cookie. This is a thick, buttery, sprinkle-obsessed socialite that crashes your mouth like it’s an open bar. Vegan? Obviously. Basic? Not even close.

✨ PARTY HIGHLIGHTS:
✔️ VIP Dough: Buttery vegan sugar cookie base, stuffed with confetti explosions
✔️ Sprinkle Swagger: Rainbow jimmies inside the dough + outside for maximum drama
✔️ Glitter Bomb Option: Edible shimmer dust? Uh, YES.

🚨 WARNING: Known to cause—

• Sudden kitchen dance parties ("Why am I this happy?!")

• Sprinkle-related FOMO ("I need 12 more.")

• Questionable life choices ("I’ll eat just one" → eats six)

📦 SHIPS NATIONWIDE (Because FOMO doesn’t respect zip codes.)

🔥 BAD GAL TIP:
Microwave for 6 secs. Add a drizzle of vanilla glaze. Post with #LOTPCookie. Break the internet.