LOTP Life of the Party Bday Mini Cake

This ain't your kiddie birthday cake. This is a vanilla bean-blasted, sprinkle-packed, frosting-dripping rebellion in cake form. Vegan? Duh. Basic? The audacity.

✨ MAIN ATTRACTION:
✔️ Cloud-like vanilla cake (so fluffy it should be illegal)
✔️ Confetti crunch layers (texture = chaos we stan)
✔️ Whipped vanilla frosting (spiked with extra sprinkles, obviously)

🚨 WARNING: May cause—

• Sudden birthday main character syndrome

• Frosting theft (licking the plate is mandatory)

• Local delivery drivers to become fan club presidents

📍 LOCAL PICKUP/DELIVERY ONLY (This diva does not travel coach.)